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发表于 2008-9-23 12:43
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九一重案组的毕业礼，第二期十月十一号开班。
YOU杂志总编以 你离八荣还有几尺 震撼开幕 全场哗然
八荣八耻
一、以原创为荣，以抄袭为耻，以抄袭也抄不好为耻上之耻;
Ⅰ. Taking the CREATION as glory, while the COPYING as your shame, especially IT’S ALSO SUCK ;
二、以客户一稿通过为荣，以客户客套计划突变下期再上为耻，以当真客户无奈谎言满不在乎毫无愧意为耻上之耻;
Ⅱ. Taking the A-OK as glory, while the CLIENTS’TACTFUL EXCUSES as your shame, especially THEIR WHITE LIES FAIL ;
三、以不加班就做好为荣，以加班还做不好为耻，以加班耗时不出工能做好又没做好为耻上之耻;
Ⅲ. Taking the ON-TIME as glory, while the OVERTIME as your shame, especially it’s also suck ;
四、以先阅读后设计为荣，以不阅读就设计为耻，以混迹多年还不明白形式要服务于内容为耻上之耻;
Ⅳ. Taking the PRE-READING as glory, while the NON-READING as your shame, especially DIS-UNDERSTANDS that FORM SERVES SUBSTANCE yet ;
五、以拉大中文标题不难看为荣，以拉大英文标题就充国际化为耻，以大概基本差不多不重细节小错成堆为耻上之耻;
Ⅴ. Taking the OK WIDEN-CHINESE-TITLE as glory, while the SO-CALLED INTERNATIONAL WIDEN-ENGLISH-TITLE as your shame, especially FULL of CARELESSNESS & MISTAKES ;
六、以牛B为荣，以不牛B为耻，以不牛B还装牛B为耻上之耻;
Ⅵ. Taking the A-ONE as glory, while the EVERAGE as your shame, especially PRETENDS A-ONE ;
七、以像《厉害》为荣，以像本地货为耻，以不知本地货和《厉害》有何区别为耻上之耻;
Ⅶ.Taking the LIHAI as glory, while the LOCAL -TRASH-LIKE as your shame, especially DIS-UNDERSTANDS THEIR DIFFERENCES ;
八、以与时俱进不断超越为荣，以得过且过不求上进为耻，以不努力不长进又推脱责任怪究别人为耻上之耻。
Ⅷ. Taking the POSITIVE PROGRESSES as glory, while the NEGATIVE CONSERVATION as your shame, especially BLAMES PARTNERS DUTYLESSLY.
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